Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 46th Edition

last SG · 2007-07-02T18:28:00+00:00

Let me ask you this: if an entire aussie rules football team decided to visit the resort would you like to be their mood manager? *presses laugh button*

elindra SG

Pls lor TX is no way girly looking hor
At the same time besides those irritating limp wrist handshakes Im talking about guys with skin so soft and smooth that it feels like they have never even held a pen in their life before.

stellazio SG

i duno how to classify as rough hands or smooth hands. Laughing

the Bear SG

roaches have six legs, therefore no hands Twisted Evil

Laughing

elindra SG

Laughing

stellazio SG

i mean how to classify as in generally, not my own la. Mad

elindra SG

You really have 6 legs and no hands Shocked

the Bear SG

dunno if it's my phone or the batt that is screwed..

i tried calling up M1 a while ago to sort out some kind of roaming problem on my mom's phone.. less than 10 minutes, the batt goes "low battery" and beeps a lot..

i turn it off and back on again, it shows full power Razz

shinta SG

i was waitin for the bus to go home... den i heard someone said.. hey xxx we didn bastard u leh.. we take Bus B instead of bus A

den on n on i heard the boys say we didn bastard u...

Confused

bastard is used like this meh?

the Bear SG

the bastards were bastardising the bastard of a language called English Laughing

(and that.. is how you use the word)

kopiosatu SG

yeah, u didn't know?

bastard - play you out

e.g. wah lao eh, u all bastard me sial

elindra SG

That is Ah Beng language Laughing
They actually changed the meanings of some words
There are a few more examples but I cant remember off-head
They did bastardize the meanings of some words

kopiosatu SG

i don't know how the new form of usage came about actually.

it just appeared since secondary school.

shinta SG

i have never heard my ah beng frenz use bastard like this..

Shocked Shocked Shocked

oh well most of my "beng" frenz dun use bastard at all Laughing

elindra SG

Not Beng enough Laughing

the Bear SG

sure or not?

they probably use (*$#, *(%#& and $%*#(& not forgetting $(*�

Laughing

stellazio SG

I don't think it was the bengs who misused the word bastard leh.

elindra SG

What can they use?
KNN you bloody CB bastard me Laughing
Or
KNNB CB, bastard me. Ai si ar

Got more u want me to type

Or

HK liao la KNNBCCB
Xialan Kia bastard li lao pe

shinta SG

eh hw to do that?

when u're dunno hw many mths pregnant, u cannot fly on air plane leh..

[or was it refused entry into other country?]

tare SG

they hokkien bengs lah... Laughing

av98m SG

It helps when you have friends in other countries willing to house you and a wife for more than 6 months Laughing

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